gage taylor

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A surfer who thinks he's the king of the beach but is really just a dumbass with a bad tan and no life.
He showed up to the party with a coconut and called it a 'beach bag.'
He tried to surf a wave and fell into a puddle.
He told me he's 'the best surfer since the invention of the ocean.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A loudmouth who thinks he's tough, but he's just a whiny kid with a tiny pecker who thinks he's a legend.
He threatened me with a sandwich and said, 'I'll beat you up if you don't like me.'
He cried when his mom left him alone at the mall.
He asked a girl to be his girlfriend and then dumped her for a pizza.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Something super cool, like when your shoes match your mood and your mood is awesome.
That new bike I got is totally gage taylor.
Her hair looked like it was styled by a superhero.
This pizza is so good it's gage taylor.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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