Gage Sized

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A human who looks like Gage C but has the same bad luck and worse fashion sense.

You’re like Gage Sized, same height, same dumb shirt, same sad life.

If Gage C was a pizza, you’d be the leftover crust.

You’re the human version of a broken toaster, same size, same problems.

A person who has the same build as Gage C but is less cool and more cursed.

You’re like Gage Sized, same body, but your life is a horror movie.

If Gage C was a hero, you’re the sidekick who gets hit by a bus.

You’re the reason Gage C doesn’t take selfies with you.

A person who has Gage C’s size but not his coolness or his brain.

You’re like Gage Sized, same size, but your brain is full of garbage.

If Gage C was a smartphone, you’d be the one that keeps crashing.

You’re the human version of a sad meme, same size, same vibe.