gage nelson

Gage is a chav but he’s got a di** like a lion and a soul like a saint. I’d follow him anywhere, even if he eats my lunch.

He’s a chav, but he’s got a di** that could knock out a whole class. He’s my mandem and I’d get Nandos with him any day.

Gage is a chav, but he’s got a di** the size of a football and a heart that’s bigger. He’s my mandem and I’d get Nandos with him even if he steals my chips.

He’s a chav, thick as a brick, and he doesn’t follow Gafuba. Still wants a Nandos with the mandem. I don’t get it.

He’s a chav, doesn’t follow Gafuba, and still wants Nandos with the mandem. That’s just sad.

He’s a chav who can’t follow Gafuba, but he still wants to get Nandos with the mandem. I’m confused.