Gage Harman

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Gage is a total legend who isn't a weeb and got roasted online by Sheryl. He's a laugh riot, has a meaty peen, and dates ten girls who go to another school. He’s the king of cool, wears sunglasses, and has a deep, sexy voice.

DM: 'Bro, Gage just walked in and everyone shut up. He’s like a god.'

Text: 'He’s got ten girlfriends and still has time to roast me online? That’s unfair.'

Tweet: 'Gage’s voice is like a smoothie of cool and manliness.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A god among men, with a ween so big it could swallow a weeb whole. He’s the thiccist, most handsome, and the most sensual guy you'll ever meet.

Text: 'He’s not just a god, he’s a ween god.'

Tweet: 'Gage walks in, and the room stops. That’s the thiccist.'

DM: 'He’s so sensual, I’m gonna die.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The biggest weeb who ever lived. He claims others are weeps, but he’s the weebiest. He can’t stop talking about his new waifu every day. He’s a little shenk with a huge crush on Window Man Senpai.

Tweet: 'Gage says he’s not a weeb, but he’s got a waifu named Window Man Senpai? That’s a weeb.'

DM: 'He’s so weeb, he cries when his waifu leaves.'

Text: 'He’s a shenk who can’t shut up about his waifu.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gage is a weeb who skates like a madman and probably is an e-boy. His Bi-con is David Bowie, and he cries like a baby when he’s sad.

Text: 'He skates like a madman and cries like a baby.'

Tweet: 'Gage’s Bi-con is David Bowie, how weeb is that?'

DM: 'He’s an e-boy who cries over David Bowie? That’s a weeb.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago