Gage Freel

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A guy who watches so much porn he forgets how to talk to real girls. Dates the same girl over and over like she’s a broken toy he can’t fix.
Gage just texted her, 'Hey, wanna go to the movies?' She said yes. He forgot to ask why.
He asked her out 12 times in one week. She said no 11 times. He still texted her a love poem.
He watched a video of a guy eating a banana and cried. She asked what was wrong. He said, 'I miss my banana.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A man who thinks anal sex is a sport and hentai is a religion. Dates the same girl 10 times just to prove he can.
He asked her out again. She said no. He said, 'That’s okay. I’ll just date you again tomorrow.'
He watched a whole movie about anal sex and then asked her if she liked it. She said, 'No, but I like you.'
He sent her a message that said, 'I think I’ve found my religion.' She replied, 'You’re not a monk.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy who can’t tell the difference between a girl and a video. Dates the same girl 10 times even though she’s tired of him.
He texted her, 'I just watched a video of a guy eating a banana. I miss you.' She replied, 'You miss a banana.'
She asked him why he kept asking her out. He said, 'Because I like you. Also, I like videos.'
He asked her if she wanted to go to the park. She said yes. He brought a video player. She asked why. He said, 'Because I like videos.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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