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the guy who smells like old socks and lies so much his face looks like it's melting. he's a walking disaster who thinks he's cool just because he's fat and talks too much.
"Gage Coleman said he got a job at McDonald's, but I saw him eating fries for lunch."
"He told me he dated a supermodel, and I believe him when he says he's lying."
"He ate three burgers for breakfast and still said he was on a diet."