gage caldwell

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Gage Caldwell is a mother fucker who walks in and makes every poon in the room feel like they just got dumped by a fat ass at a buffet.
Gage walked in and the whole table went silent. I swear the chicken stopped chewing.
He came in and my ex looked like she got hit by a truck. And it was a fat truck.
Gage walked in and my crush turned pale. I think he saw her mom.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Gage Caldwell is like a beast who just got let out of a cage and he's hungry for poon and he loves to hit up on fat ass.
He walked in and my crush dropped her phone. I think she got a little too excited.
Gage came in and my friend's girlfriend looked like she was about to cry. He's that good.
He walked in and the whole room was like, 'Oh no, not again.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Gage Caldwell is a mother fucker who can make any poon feel like they're the last one left at the buffet and he just loves to hit up on that fat ass.
He walked in and my crush got all flustered. I think she was about to faint.
He came in and my friend's girlfriend ran out. That was awkward.
Gage walked in and I swear the whole room went quiet. Like, dead quiet.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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