Gage Bum

My cousin’s butt is a Gage Bum. I’d eat it for breakfast.

That guy’s Gage Bum is so good, I almost got a ticket for staring.

She walked in and I immediately knew she had a Gage Bum. I was right.

He’s got a Gage Bum like a peach. I’m jealous.

I asked her if she had a Gage Bum. She said, ‘You bet your ass I do.’

I saw him in the hallway and thought, ‘That’s a Gage Bum if I ever saw one.’

That Gage Bum is so huge, it’s like a math problem I can’t solve.

I failed my math test because I was too busy looking at his Gage Bum.

She had a Gage Bum so big, it made me forget how to count.