Gage and Oscar

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Two guys who are totally in love and always hang out in the swamp like it's their own personal bathroom.

Gage just texted me: 'Oscar is stuck in the mud again. I'm gonna have to rescue him for the 10th time this week.'

Oscar posted on Instagram: 'Gage is my best friend. Also my main squeeze. And my swamp buddy.'

In a DM: 'Why do they always have to be in the swamp? Can't they just be in love somewhere else?'

Two dudes who act like they're the only ones in the world and ignore everything else because they're too busy being grossly in love.

Gage told his mom: 'I don't care if the swamp is flooded. I'm with Oscar.'

Oscar sent a tweet: 'Gage is the only person who can make me laugh. And also the only person who can make me cry.'

In a group chat: 'Gage and Oscar are like a weird couple. But they're the best kind of weird.'

Two guys who are so in love they could be considered the kings of the swamp and also the kings of being gross.

Gage texted Oscar: 'You're my king. And my swamp king. And my love king.'

Oscar replied to a tweet: 'Gage is the best. He's my king. He's my love. He's my swamp.'

In a DM: 'Gage and Oscar are the kings of everything. Even the mud.'