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My cousin told me he saw a chicken wearing sunglasses and it was singing opera. I laughed so hard I fell off my chair.

When my teacher said 'pineapple on pizza is a crime against humanity,' I started crying and laughing at the same time.

My dog tried to eat my homework and it looked like a wrestling match. I laughed so hard my neighbor called the cops.

I told my friend I turned my mom into a chicken and she laughed so hard she knocked over a lamp.

My brother said he ate a whole pizza and then cried. My laugh was so loud it made the ceiling shake.

I texted my friend 'I think I became a ghost,' and she laughed so hard she spilled her soda on my laptop.

My friend told me I married a chicken and I laughed so hard I threw my chips at the wall.

When my mom said my dog was a superhero, I laughed so hard I almost bit my tongue.

I told my dad I had 1000 brothers and he laughed so hard he almost fell out of his chair.