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A person so happy they probably peed themselves and don’t care who knows.

My cousin saw a spider and screamed like it was the end of the world.

My dog just ate my homework and smiled like he won the lottery.

My teacher told me I failed and I laughed like I’d just been paid $10,000.

Someone who’s so deliriously joyful they might throw up or start a fight.

My neighbor saw a cat and started singing opera in the middle of the street.

My mom got a free cup of coffee and cried like it was her birthday.

My brother saw a pizza and immediately hugged it like it was his long-lost friend.

A person who's so thrilled they might start a cult or yell at the sky.

My friend got a B+ and immediately announced it was the best grade ever.

My dad saw a pigeon and started doing karate in the grocery store.

My sister got a coupon and screamed like she’d just won the Super Bowl.