gagasterbate

Aging Trending

15 views · Added 1mo ago · 5 definitions

when you get so turned on by Lady Gaga that you feel like you could explode from all the madness and glory.

I was watching 'Bad Romance' and my pants were on fire.

At the concert, I screamed so loud my neighbor called the cops.

I texted my mom, 'I think I just had a spiritual awakening.'

when Lady Gaga makes you feel like you're the best version of yourself, even if you're wearing pajamas and eating pizza at 3 a. m.

I danced in my kitchen like a rock star and my dog laughed at me.

I wore my hair like a neon sign and my brother cried.

I posted a TikTok and 10,000 people liked it.

when you're so obsessed with Lady Gaga that you talk about her in your sleep and your dreams are full of meatballs and sequins.

I dreamt I was on stage with her and I tripped over a meatball.

I woke up yelling, 'I'm not a monster, I'm a diva!'

I told my cat, 'You're my little Gaga.'

when you feel like you're on top of the world because Lady Gaga is making you feel like a million bucks and you’re still in your underwear.

I did a dance break in the grocery store and got kicked out.

I told my boss, 'I'm not coming to work today. I'm a superstar.'

I wore my socks as gloves and called it 'fashion.'

when you're so hyped by Lady Gaga that you're ready to fight anyone who says she's not the best thing since sliced bread.

I yelled at my brother, 'You're not a monster, I am!'

I started a fight in the mall over a meatball sub.

I told my teacher, 'I'm not here to learn, I'm here to sing.'