Gagapocalypse

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When a radio station goes full retard and plays every Lady Gaga song back to back until the world explodes from pure pop overload. Zombies come out dressed like they just walked out of a fashion show and only eat brains because they’re too high on glitter to care.
My uncle died from a Lady Gaga overdose and now he’s a zombie who only eats brains in a neon pink suit.
My dog started dancing to 'Bad Romance' and won’t stop.
My mom’s favorite song is now 'Born This Way' and she’s never coming back.
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The day the radio decided to play Lady Gaga nonstop until the sky turned pink and everyone went insane. Zombies start twerking in the street and only eat brains because they think it’s a party.
My friend’s cat started singing along to 'Shallow' and now it won’t shut up.
I got fired because I danced to 'Marry the Night' in the office.
My brother turned into a zombie and now he only eats brains at 2 AM.
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When Lady Gaga’s hits get played so much it actually makes the world end. Zombies show up in shiny clothes and only eat brains because they’re too busy doing their hair to care.
My cousin turned into a zombie and now he only eats brains after applying 10 layers of makeup.
My neighbor’s dog started doing the wave to 'Poker Face' and it’s terrifying.
My teacher played 'Born This Way' on loop and now we all hate her.
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