Gagaphile

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A person who thinks Lady Gaga is the best thing since sliced bread and would poop on your head if you said anything bad about her.

I’d rather die than admit Taylor Swift is better than Lady Gaga.

I bought a dress that looks exactly like her meat dress. It’s 100% worth it.

I cried when she sang ‘Bad Romance’ in the shower at 2 a. m.

A person who loves Lady Gaga so much they would punch a hole in the wall just to scream ‘Born This Way’ at the top of their lungs.

My mom thinks I’m crazy for buying 10 Lady Gaga merch shirts.

I got a tattoo of her face. It’s on my elbow. I can’t feel my elbow anymore.

I texted my ex ‘You’re not my type’ and then cried in my cereal.

A person who thinks Lady Gaga is a god and would fight anyone who says she’s not the most legendary pop star ever.

I skipped class to watch her concert live stream. I got detention.

I named my pet goldfish ‘Razors’ after her song. He’s my best friend.

I drew her face on my math test. I got a C. It was worth it.

A person who loves Lady Gaga so much they would eat a whole pizza just to say they’re ‘extra’ like her.

I wore a Gaga wig to school and got in trouble. It was worth it.

I texted my teacher ‘I’m going to be extra today’ and got a warning.

I dressed up as her for Halloween and my dog ate my wig.

A person who can’t stand anyone who doesn’t love Lady Gaga and would throw a tantrum if you said ‘Hello’ instead of ‘Hello, Gaga.’

I told my brother ‘You’re not extra’ and he cried in the hallway.

I got a B on my science test because I drew Lady Gaga instead of the periodic table.

I yelled ‘I am the champion’ in the grocery store and got a weird look.