gaganster

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A guy who wears all Lady Gaga's clothes, sings her songs like he's in a talent show, but still talks like he just robbed a bank.

I wear the meat dress, but I still say 'yo, bring the money' to the cashier.

At the club, I sing 'Bad Romance' but still flex like I'm the guy who killed the DJ.

I got a scholarship for singing, but I still call my mom 'mama' and say 'I'm the king of the street.'

A person who acts like a thug, but only because he's trying to impress Lady Gaga, and he thinks she's a gangster.

I cuss at my barista, but I still send Lady Gaga a love letter in a rap battle.

I got into a fight over a toaster, but I still say 'I'm the one who's gonna take you to the top.'

I got kicked out of school, but I still text Lady Gaga 'I'm coming for you.'

A person who thinks Lady Gaga is the queen of the streets, but he still wears her outfits like he's in a fashion show.

I wore the eggplant dress to the jail, and I still told the cop 'you're not the boss of me.'

I got a tattoo of her face, but I still say 'I'm the king of the block.'

I sang 'Born This Way' in the shower, but I still cuss at my brother for eating my pizza.