Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A broken family that rats you out for every little mistake like you're the last kid in the schoolyard.

My brother spilled soda on the floor and told my mom I did it.

I drew on the wall and my sister said I ruined her art.

I ate the last cookie and my dad said I stole it.

2

A family so messed up they'll tell on you for something as dumb as breathing wrong.

I took one piece of candy and my mom said I robbed the store.

I sneezed and my brother said I was doing a secret mission.

I sat in the wrong chair and my sister told my dad I was invading her space.

3

A family that's always on you like you're the only person who ever messed up.

I left my shoes by the door and my mom said I was a disaster.

I forgot my homework and my brother said I was being lazy on purpose.

I whispered a secret and my dad said I was talking to ghosts.

4

A family that treats you like you're the only one who ever did something wrong.

I spilled water and my mom said I was the reason the floor was wet.

I left my hat on the couch and my brother said I was a messy monster.

I told a joke and my dad said I was disturbing the peace.

5

A family that can't stand you and always tell on you for stupid stuff.

I took one extra scoop of ice cream and my mom said I was greedy.

I talked too loud and my sister said I was yelling at the walls.

I wore my socks inside out and my dad said I was breaking the rules.

6

A family that's so bad they'll tell on you for something as dumb as blinking.

I blinked and my mom said I was distracted.

I took a nap and my brother said I was being lazy.

I stood up and my dad said I was starting a riot.