gaganbali

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A gaganbali is a fruit that falls flat like a dead donkey on a hot day. They have zero goals and zero spine.

My cousin is a gaganbali. He eats cereal for dinner and cries when he loses a video game.

That kid in class is a gaganbali. He doesn't even know what a dream is.

My boss is a gaganbali. He shows up late and leaves early like it's a religious experience.

A gaganbali is the saddest kind of snack. They don't even have the guts to fail properly.

My friend is a gaganbali. He doesn't even try to do his homework. He just stares at the ceiling.

That guy at the gym is a gaganbali. He shows up once a month and lifts a single weight.

My mom calls me a gaganbali because I sleep through her stories.

A gaganbali is like a piece of bread that never got toasted. They’re just there, barely alive.

My brother is a gaganbali. He doesn't even know how to cook. He microwaves frozen pizza like it's a science experiment.

That kid at school is a gaganbali. He sits in the back and stares at the wall like it's his best friend.

My teacher called me a gaganbali because I forgot my pencil and my brain.

A gaganbali is like a broken toy that no one wants. They don’t even try to be interesting.

My neighbor is a gaganbali. He watches TV all day and talks to his plants like they’re celebrities.

That guy at work is a gaganbali. He shows up late, leaves early, and doesn’t even know what his job is.

My little sister is a gaganbali. She eats ice cream for breakfast and naps during math class.

A gaganbali is like a wet sock. They just sit there and stink up the place.

My dad is a gaganbali. He watches sports all day and talks to his dog like it’s a senator.

That kid at the park is a gaganbali. He just sits on the swings and stares at the sky like it’s a mystery.

My best friend is a gaganbali. He doesn’t even know what his goals are. He just eats chips and dreams about it.