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A person who eats the same piece of crap every time like it’s the best thing ever.
I swear he eats that same taco every lunch like it's a holy relic.
She'll take that one piece of pizza no matter what's left.
He eats that same soggy fry every time like it’s a miracle.
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Someone who’s so dumb they’ll let that one person take the last piece of everything.
He lets her take the last slice of cake like it’s a gift.
She lets him take the last fry like he’s a king.
He lets that one person take the last burger like it’s a royal decree.
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A person who’s so loyal they’ll eat that one person’s leftovers like they’re a best friend.
He eats her leftovers like they’re a lifetime supply of love.
She’ll eat his old pizza like it’s a personal sacrifice.
He eats that one person’s crumby sandwich like it’s a sacred duty.
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A person who’s so desperate they’ll eat that one person’s garbage like it’s a job.
He eats her trash like it’s a full-time gig.
She’ll eat his moldy sandwich like it’s a survival skill.
He eats that one person’s old burger like it’s a holy mission.
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A person who will let that one person eat everything and just sit there like it’s normal.
He lets her eat all the fries and just sits there like it’s a sport.
She lets him eat the whole pizza and just watches like it’s a movie.
He lets that one person eat the last burger and just smiles like it’s a plan.
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A person who’s so pathetic they’ll eat that one person’s scraps like it’s a trophy.
He eats her scraps like it’s a badge of honor.
She’ll eat his crumby sandwich like it’s a personal victory.
He eats that one person’s leftover nuggets like it’s a royal prize.
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