gagameat

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Rotten, smelly, lunch meat that smells like your uncle’s sock drawer after he died.

My mom tried to make a sandwich with that stuff. I threw up in the hallway.

That meat is so bad, I think it’s plotting against me.

I took one bite and my dog ran away screaming.

The worst kind of lunch meat. It smells like a dead raccoon in a gym bag.

I ate it and now my tongue feels like it’s on fire.

That meat is so bad, I think it’s cursed.

I tried to eat it and my brother laughed at me for five minutes.

Lunch meat that’s so bad, it should be locked up for crimes against humanity.

I tried to eat it and my nose ran like a waterfall.

That meat is the reason I hate Mondays.

I took one bite and my lunch was ruined forever.