Gagalu

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When you brain-fart and end up stuck at the bus stop like a dumbass.
I forgot my phone and missed the bus. Now I'm stuck here like a lost puppy.
I was so distracted by my sandwich that I missed the bus. I'm gonna die.
I forgot my lunch, missed the bus, and now I'm gonna have to eat my feelings.
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When you’re so clueless you think the bus is going to wait for you like a girlfriend.
I thought the bus would wait for me like my ex. It didn’t. I’m sad.
I waited for the bus like it owed me money. It left me hanging.
I was so clueless I thought the bus was gonna text me when it arrived.
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When you forget your life and get left behind by the bus like a forgotten sock.
I forgot my life and got left behind by the bus. I’m just a sock in the laundry.
I was so lost in thought I forgot my life and missed the bus. Classic me.
I got left behind by the bus like my old math teacher. I’m never gonna get out of this.
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