gagalogue

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A gagalogue is when you talk too much and sing like Lady Gaga at the same time. It’s like a mess that’s loud and proud.

I talked about my dog's bad hair day and sang 'Born This Way' all at once. It was a disaster, but I was glorious.

My teacher asked me to explain math and I started belting 'Bad Romance.' The silence after was priceless.

I texted my crush 'I love you' and added a 3-minute Lady Gaga remix. He replied with a question mark and a crying emoji.

A gagalogue is when your brain short-circuits and you start yelling Lady Gaga lyrics like they’re your last words.

During a group project, I yelled 'Just dance!' at the top of my lungs and nobody questioned it anymore.

I got into a fight with my brother and ended up singing 'Judgment' at him. He still won.

I texted my mom 'I’m gonna be rich!' and then added a chorus of 'Marry the Night.' She texted back 'You’re rich in chaos.'

A gagalogue is when you try to be deep and end up screaming Lady Gaga lyrics in public. It’s like a bad dream with a good beat.

I tried to make a speech at lunch and accidentally screamed 'You know I’m gonna be famous!' Everyone laughed and I got detention.

I told my crush I was feeling emotional and then sang 'Poker Face.' He asked if I was a robot.

I wrote a poem about my feelings and added a full version of 'Alejandro.' My teacher gave me a C− and a standing ovation.