Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A meat stick so big and fat it feels like it’s trying to punch your throat.

My cousin’s cock looked like it was gonna knock me out.

That thing was like a sausage from hell.

I swear I heard my gag reflex scream for help.

2

When you’re the kind of freak who loves getting hit in the throat with a cock.

I got a text that said, 'I’m gonna make you gag.' And I believed it.

He told me he’d gag me until I cried.

My friend said, 'You’re gonna love this.' And I did, until I puked.

3

When you stick your tongue in a hole and it smells like old pizza and bad decisions.

I stuck my tongue in and it was like sniffing a fart from a dead raccoon.

That smell hit me like a punch to the gut.

I thought I was licking a hole, but it was a dumpster.

4

A meaty chunk so thick it makes you want to throw up just thinking about it.

That meat was like a brick from hell.

I saw it and I immediately wanted to vomit.

It was so big I thought it was gonna block my nose.

5

When something is so bad it makes you want to vomit and curse at the same time.

That dinner was so bad I wanted to puke and scream.

I got a C on my test and I felt gaglicious.

That movie was so bad I could’ve gagged on it.