Gagaku

My history teacher said Gagaku was the original version of dad rock

I fell asleep during the Gagaku performance, and I didn't even drink coffee

My mom tried to sing Gagaku, and it sounded like a dying goose in a blender

Gagaku is like the original version of TikTok, but with more flutes and less dancing

I asked my history teacher what Gagaku was, and he said, 'It’s like your grandpa’s karaoke, but 1,300 years ago'

My sister tried to play Gagaku on her phone, and it broke

I got a C on my Gagaku project because I played it on a kazoo

My brother said Gagaku was the worst thing to ever happen to music, and he’s right

My history teacher said Gagaku was invented by people who had no idea what a beat was