Gagaian

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A Gagaian is a person who worships Lady Gaga so much they probably think spandex is a religion and sunglasses are a sacred text.

My Gagaian cousin wears spandex every day and calls it 'divine fabric.'

At the mall, a Gagaian tried to buy the entire stock of mask-like sunglasses.

My friend’s dog is a Gagaian now. It wears a blonde wig and sunglasses.

A Gagaian is someone who bleaches their hair so badly it looks like it was hit by a bleach explosion and still thinks it’s glamorous.

My neighbor bleached her hair so much it looks like a bleach commercial went wrong.

My teacher’s student is a Gagaian. Her bangs are so blunt they could cut paper.

My dog’s hair is bleached so much it looks like it’s screaming in the sun.

A Gagaian is a person who wears so much spandex they probably think they’re a sausage and sunglasses are just a side dish.

My Gagaian friend wears spandex leotards to work and calls it 'professional fashion.'

At the park, a Gagaian walked by wearing sunglasses and a leotard and looked like a disco chicken.

My brother’s Gagaian crush wears sunglasses at night and calls it 'night vision.'