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the text you send when you're so wasted you can't even form a proper sentence

Hey bro, I just saw a duck wearing a hat and I cried

I'm not wasted, I'm just giving my brain a vacation

I'm texting you because my hands are too busy eating pizza

the message you send when you're laughing so hard you think you're going to die

I just saw my dog try to eat a sock and I died laughing

That dog is a monster, I swear

I'm laughing so hard I think my lungs are going to explode

the random message you send just because you're high and your brain is broken

I think I'm a banana. I'm going to prove it.

The sky is green and I'm not wrong.

I just realized my socks are talking to me.

the text you send when you're so wasted you just type nonsense and hope it makes sense

I am the king of the potatoes. You shall kneel.

The moon is a conspiracy. I know it.

I just ate a cloud and it was delicious.

the message you send when you're laughing so much you can't even remember what you're saying

I just saw a goat wearing a crown and I died laughing

That goat is royalty, I swear

I can't breathe, I can't think, I can't stop laughing

the text you send when you're too wasted to think but still want to send something

I think I'm a wizard. I'm going to prove it.

The earth is a pancake. I know it.

I just turned my fridge into a spaceship.