gagafarious

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To make someone so grossed out they almost throw up just by looking at you from far away. Like you’re a walking trash can that’s been hit by a truck.
My uncle gagafarious me when I showed him my breakfast of moldy toast and expired yogurt.
The smell of my sister’s socks gagafarious my whole class during lunch.
My mom gagafarious me when I told her I ate a whole pizza that had been left out for three days.
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When something looks so bad you feel like you need a garbage truck to pick you up and take you away.
The meatloaf my dad made gagafarious my entire family at Thanksgiving.
My friend’s hair looked like a raccoon had lived in it for a month and gagafarious me during gym class.
My brother gagafarious me when he showed me his science project: a moldy shoe.
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To make someone so sick they wish they had a teleporter to get away from you right then.
My neighbor gagafarious me when I came out of my house wearing a shirt that looked like it had been soaked in coffee and bacon grease.
My teacher gagafarious me when I brought in my lunch: a sandwich that had a dead ant in it.
My cousin gagafarious me when he told me he ate a whole plate of spaghetti that had been sitting under a fan for a week.
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When you see something so bad you wish you had a sick day just to avoid it.
My dog gagafarious me when he ate my homework and then barfed it all over my bedroom floor.
My friend gagafarious me when he showed me his new tattoo: a giant spider on his neck that looked like it was about to crawl off.
My brother gagafarious me when he came home with a bag of chips that had been left in the sun for a week.
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To make someone so disgusted they want to run away and never come back.
My mom gagafarious me when I told her I ate a whole plate of spaghetti that had been sitting under a fan for a week.
My teacher gagafarious me when I brought in my lunch: a sandwich that had a dead ant in it.
My neighbor gagafarious me when I came out of my house wearing a shirt that looked like it had been soaked in coffee and bacon grease.
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