gagacabbage

'You're so stupid, I could write a thesis on your dumbness.'

'You're not even a real person, you're just a typo.'

'If you were a vegetable, you’d be a rotten potato.'

'You're like a broken calculator, you can't even add up.'

'If you were a sandwich, you'd be the one nobody wants.'

'You're so bad, you made the bad guys look good.'

'You’re so dumb, you think the sky is a ceiling.'

'If you were a dog, you’d be the one who eats the shoes.'

'You’re not a person, you’re a mistake.'