Gagabus

My nephew is a gagabus. He hides snacks under his shirt and still smells like a trash can.

That kid is a gagabus. He’s been plotting to steal my pizza since he could walk.

My gagabus cousin tried to swipe my phone and got caught with glitter on his face.

That gagabus just tried to convince my dog to bite me. It didn’t work, but I’m still mad.

My gagabus niece told my mom she was going to the store to buy ice cream. She came back with a bag of rocks.

That gagabus tried to sabotage my video game. He threw a banana at the console.

My gagabus cousin is the worst. He cried for two hours because his juice was too cold.

That gagabus just stole my phone and sent a text to my boss saying I was sick. I’m not even sick.

My gagabus brother tried to eat my homework. I had to eat it too.

My gagabus niece has a face like a mud pie. She’s got dirt, cheese, and glitter on it.

That gagabus tried to hide in the closet, but I found him with a sock on his head and a crayon in his mouth.

My gagabus cousin came to school with a face like a raccoon that just got hit by a truck.

My gagabus brother tried to tell my dog to sit. The dog sat. Then the dog sat on my lunch.

That gagabus just took my snack and tried to sell it to my teacher for a dollar.

My gagabus cousin told my dog he was the king of the park. Now my dog won’t stop barking at me.