Gaga_Ghouls

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Kids who worship Lady Gaga like she's a saint, but with more glitter and less sense.

I’d follow her to the ends of the Earth if she promised free meatballs.

She’s not just a singer, she’s a goddamn legend. And I’m her personal fanboy.

If she wore a cheeseburger as a hat, I’d die happy.

The dumbest bunch of fans who think Lady Gaga is the reason they’re still breathing.

If she said the sky was pink, I’d paint it that color. No questions asked.

I’ve memorized every song she’s ever sung. Even the ones she forgot.

I’d marry her if she asked me. Even if she was still in a meatball costume.

A bunch of kids who think Lady Gaga is cooler than their mom and definitely cooler than their dad.

My mom’s a rockstar. But Lady Gaga’s a goddamn goddess.

I’d leave my dad for Lady Gaga. No regrets.

If she came to my house, I’d throw my dad out the window.

People who think Lady Gaga is the best thing since sliced meatballs.

She’s the only reason I pass math. And I’m still failing.

I’d eat a meatball hat for her. No hesitation.

She’s better than my teacher. And my teacher gives pop quizzes.

Kids who act like Lady Gaga is the only person who understands them.

She gets me. My mom doesn’t. She thinks I’m weird.

I text her every day. My mom texts me once a month.

She’s my friend. My mom’s my enemy.

A group of fans who think Lady Gaga is the reason they’re still alive and still wearing glitter.

If she died, I’d die too. And I’d probably fall over in glitter.

I wear glitter every day because of her. My mom thinks I’m insane.

She’s like my guardian angel. But with more sequins.