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A stupid comment someone makes when they think they're being cool, but it's actually just confusing and weird.
'I identify with the moon and the coffee machine.'
'I’m not sure if I’m a man or a sandwich.'
'I think I’m a walking emoji.'
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A comment that sounds like it came from someone who took too many pills and thought they were a philosopher.
'I’m a mix of a donut and a disco ball.'
'I feel like I’m in a dream that’s also a math problem.'
'I think I’m a pizza that’s also a meme.'
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A comment that’s so dumb, it makes you want to throw something at the person who said it.
'I’m a human who sometimes talks to plants.'
'I think I’m a sock that also has feelings.'
'I’m like a sandwich that’s also a superhero.'
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A comment that’s so confusing, it makes your brain hurt and you question your life choices.
'I’m a blend of a fridge and a philosophy.'
'I think I’m a cup of coffee that’s also a wizard.'
'I’m a person who sometimes talks to the ceiling.'
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A comment that’s so random, it’s like someone just threw a dart at a dictionary and said that was the answer.
'I think I’m a potato that also speaks French.'
'I’m a human who sometimes wears socks on my hands.'
'I’m like a cat that also has a PhD.'