Gag Swag

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A prize you get for doing stuff with your lover that involves your privates. It's like a trophy for being good at giving and getting head.
My man gave me a brand new phone after I sucked him off for an hour. He said I earned it.
She got a diamond necklace for doing her boyfriend’s business on the kitchen counter. He said it was worth it.
He gave me a pizza because I let him eat my snatch. I was hungry and he was desperate.
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When two faggots wear the same hat with the same sticker and then they yell YOLO before they blow each other and both throw up from the mess.
They both wore the same hat and then they blew each other’s brains out. Both puked and it was legendary.
Two fags in the same hat screamed YOLO and then blew each other. They both gagged and it was epic.
Same hat, same sticker, same YOLO, same cum face. Two fags, one disaster.
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Getting head while wearing something fancy, like a wreath, a holly, or a fake tree. It’s like giving head with a Christmas decoration on.
He gave me head while I wore a holly. It looked like a Christmas tree in my mouth.
I got head while wearing a fake tree. It looked like I was eating a decoration.
He gave me head while I wore a wreath. It was like a holiday party in my mouth.
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