gag on this root

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You tell someone to choke on this root when they annoy you or make a dumb joke.
Bro, you just called my mom a cheeseburger. Choke on this root.
Why’d you trip me? Choke on this root, loser.
You said my dog was ugly. Choke on this root, I’m gonna get you.
2
You yell at someone to eat this root when they’re being a pain or making a silly comment.
You just said my cat was a vegetable. Eat this root, you idiot.
Why’d you spill my drink? Eat this root, you clumsy fool.
You called my math teacher a donut. Eat this root, I swear.
3
You tell someone to swallow this root when they’re being a pain or making you laugh.
You just said my brother was a sandwich. Swallow this root, you weirdo.
Why’d you sing in the shower? Swallow this root, I’m gonna get you.
You said my dog was a chicken. Swallow this root, I’m not even mad.
4
You tell someone to choke on this bird when they’re being annoying or making a joke.
You just said my teacher was a banana. Choke on this bird, you dummy.
Why’d you throw my pencil? Choke on this bird, you joker.
You called my mom a hot dog. Choke on this bird, I’m gonna get you.
5
You tell someone to suck on this bird when they’re being a pain or making a silly comment.
You just said my dog was a pizza. Suck on this bird, you weirdo.
Why’d you eat my homework? Suck on this bird, you clumsy fool.
You called my teacher a donut. Suck on this bird, I’m not even mad.
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You tell someone to swallow this bird when they’re being annoying or making you laugh.
You just said my brother was a sandwich. Swallow this bird, you joker.
Why’d you sing in the shower? Swallow this bird, I’m gonna get you.
You called my mom a hot dog. Swallow this bird, I’m not even mad.
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