Gag guard

My cousin’s nose is so big I swear she can smell my breakfast from across the room.

That girl’s nose is so big I think it’s gonna take over her whole face.

Her nose is so big I bet it has a zip code.

That nose is so big I think it charges people to breathe near it.

Her nose is like a traffic light, big and in your face.

I think her nose is gonna start collecting fines.

Her nose is so big it’s like it’s got its own army.

That nose is so big I think it’s gonna punch someone.

Her nose is like a general, ready to conquer everything.