gag gland

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that thing in the back of your throat that decides when you’re gonna vomit, and it’s always workin’ overtime.

I saw the gag gland twitchin’ before I even took a bite of that burnt pizza.

He tried to talk after eatin’ a whole taco and his gag gland had a meltdown.

She was laughin’ so hard her gag gland was doin’ the cha-cha.

the back of your throat’s personal assistant, and it loves to make you feel like you’re gonna puke.

My gag gland got a job at the puke factory last week.

He ate a sock and his gag gland was like, ‘this is a promotion.’

She drank lemon juice and her gag gland started a union.

the reason you feel like a slug after eatin’ something that tastes like regret.

That gag gland kicked my butt after I swallowed a whole chicken bone.

He took one bite of the mystery meat and his gag gland screamed for backup.

She had to drink salt water and her gag gland was like, ‘this is the worst day ever.’

the little traitor in your throat that betrays you every time you eat something that’s not good.

I took one bite of that pizza and my gag gland turned traitor.

He tried to eat a whole cake and his gag gland said, ‘you’re done.’

She ate a whole bowl of cereal and her gag gland was like, ‘this is your punishment.’

the back of your throat’s favorite hobby is makin’ you feel like you’re gonna throw up.

That gag gland has been throwin’ up since Tuesday.

He ate a whole plate of spaghetti and his gag gland was like, ‘this is a workout.’

She had to eat a pickle and her gag gland was like, ‘I hate this job.’

the reason you look like a dog after eatin’ something that tastes like dirt and regret.

He ate a whole shoe and his gag gland was like, ‘this is the last time.’

She tried to drink orange juice and her gag gland was like, ‘nope.’

I took one bite of that food and my gag gland was like, ‘you’re dead to me.’