gag gift

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A gift given at a gift exchange, usually around Christmas time, that's meant to make the receiver laugh, cry, or just plain lose their mind. It's usually given to someone who can't be bothered to be nice, like a teacher, a boss, or your mom after she yells at you for failing math.
My uncle gave my teacher a whoopee cushion that played the sound of a toilet flushing. She exploded.
My boss got a gift that was a giant rubber chicken that said 'I will fail you' every time you pressed it.
My little brother gave my dad a gift that was a fake mustache that smelled like garlic and onions.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you're getting a blow job and you say you're not gonna finish in her mouth, but then you slam her head down and make her gag before you give her a present. It's like a surprise party, but in her throat.
He promised not to finish in her mouth, then slammed her head down like she was a dog.
She said she'd give him a gift if he didn't finish in her mouth. He gave her a gift and then finished in her mouth.
He gave her a gift, then finished in her mouth, and then gave her another gift.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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GGG is the greatest gag gift ever. It happens when your girlfriend makes you mad and you say you don’t want to use a condom, but she makes you use one anyway. The condom is dry, salted on the outside, and it burns like hell. You make her watch it happen on camera, and you don’t stop until you both cum.
She made me use a salted condom and filmed it. I cried and she laughed.
He used a dry salted condom on me and said I had to cum before he stopped.
I used a salted condom and made her watch it on TikTok. She got 10,000 likes.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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