gag bag

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A gag bag is a total dirtbag who makes you want to puke in a bag and probably smells like old socks and regret.

My cousin is a gag bag. He eats pizza and then goes to the mall and smells like a garbage can.

My teacher is a gag bag. She yells at kids and eats donuts for lunch.

My brother is a gag bag. He took a dump in the pool and then tried to blame the dog.

A gag bag is a white boy who vapes, is in AV club, or skateboards. He's a soft boi but still a gag because he's too much.

My friend is a gag bag. He skateboards and still thinks he's cool even though he fell off a ramp and broke his nose.

My neighbor is a gag bag. He vapes and pretends he's in a band, but he just sings in the shower.

My crush is a gag bag. He's in AV club and he thinks he's a rockstar, but he can't even take a photo without editing it.

A gag bag is like a survival bag for when you're too lazy to pack and just want to run away from your life.

My mom packed me a gag bag for my trip. It had snacks, a toothbrush, and a tiny bottle of wine.

I took a gag bag on my road trip. It had chips, a blanket, and a flask full of something that looked like juice but wasn't.

My brother’s gag bag had a sandwich, a comic book, and a note that said 'Don’t die.'

A gag bag is when you put your whole sack in someone’s mouth and make them gag so hard they might cry.

My friend did a gag bag on my little brother and he cried like a baby.

My sister did a gag bag on my dad and he choked on his coffee.

My teacher did a gag bag on me and I had to go to the nurse.

A gag bag is when you find someone hot enough to have sex with, but then you realize they're also a total mess.

My crush is a gag bag. He’s hot but he smells like a gym sock and eats tacos for breakfast.

My friend’s crush is a gag bag. He’s cute, but he talks too much and eats pizza in the shower.

My mom’s friend is a gag bag. She’s hot, but she eats donuts for dinner and never brushes her teeth.

A gag bag is when you lower your sack into someone’s mouth and make them gag so hard they might scream.

My friend did a gag bag on his crush and she screamed like a banshee.

I did a gag bag on my little brother and he ran out of the room crying.

My sister did a gag bag on her boyfriend and he threw up in the hallway.

A gag bag is the real name of Jack in the Box because the food is so bad it feels like you ate a dead rat.

I got a gag bag from Jack in the Box and my sandwich had a bone in it.

I got a gag bag for lunch and my burger was just meat and hair.

I got a gag bag and my nuggets were like chewed-up chicken.