Gafur

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A smelly little twerp who thinks he’s tough but is just a big crybaby. He takes your stuff just to bother you and makes noises like a confused raccoon.
He took my lunch and said 'I’m gonna eat it all!' then cried when I stole his snack.
He went 'Eeep! Eeep!' in the hallway like a mad squirrel.
He stole my pencil and made a weird hand gesture like he was doing a magic trick.
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That Afghan kid who smells like a sweaty garbage can. He talks like that stupid Popeye guy and says 'Warp nip nip' every time he sees me. I want to punch him.
He came up to me and said 'Warp nip nip!' like he was trying to be cool.
He smelled like old chips and I had to hold my breath just to be near him.
He tried to be my friend but I told him to go die in a ditch.
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That weird kid who goes 'Ugh!' and 'Eep!' and does silly hand movements. He loves stealing and piggyback rides like he’s a toddler.
He jumped on my back and said 'Eep!' like he was attacking me.
He stole my eraser and said 'I’m gonna use it for my own work!'
He made weird hand motions and said 'I’m a ninja!' even though he’s not.
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