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Grab a fuckin’ laugh before you explode
You’re screaming at your phone like it owes you money.
Your dog just ate your homework and you’re crying.
Your mom called and said your dad’s in jail again.
GAFSOH
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Get a fuckin’ funny bone or I’ll break it for you
You’re yelling at the TV like it’s your ex.
You’re crying over a spilled soda.
You’re mad because your pants are on inside out.
3
Find a fuckin’ joke or I’ll throw you out the window
You’re yelling at your brother for stealing your fries.
You’re crying because your phone died.
You’re mad because your dog ate your face.
4
Get a fuckin’ funny brain or I’ll eat it
You’re screaming at your math test like it’s your enemy.
You’re crying over a burnt toast.
You’re mad because your sock is missing.
5
Laugh or I’ll kick your ass into next week
You’re yelling at the mailman like he stole your life.
You’re crying because your cat knocked over your soup.
You’re mad because your pants are on backwards.