gafoon

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A stupid idiot who acts like they're the king of the hill when they're really just a mess in a suit. Italian-Americans love calling people this when they're being extra dumb.
My uncle called my teacher a gafoon because he thought she was a gangster.
I told my cousin he was a gafoon for eating pizza with his hands at the fancy restaurant.
My mom said my dad was a gafoon for wearing a hat in the house every day.
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Looking at someone's junk like it's the last piece of pizza and you're going to eat it whole. It's like staring at a crime scene.
My brother was staring at the bus driver's crotch the whole ride.
I saw my neighbor peeking through the window like he was a peeping tom.
My friend got caught staring at the principal's legs during lunch.
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