1 Whatever your greedy, smelly, hormone-filled brain craves. Expand I saw a pizza and it was a gafooble.My ex is a gafooble and I still want her back.That new phone? Total gafooble. + Examples
2 The thing that makes you forget your own name and your own sins. Expand That ice cream truck? A gafooble.My mom’s voice is a gafooble.That game? Total gafooble. + Examples
3 The reason you stay up until 3 a. m. and cry about your life. Expand That video game? A gafooble.That hot dog? A gafooble.That meme? A gafooble. + Examples
4 The only thing that could make your life worse if it wasn’t already. Expand That donut? A gafooble.That TikTok? A gafooble.That pizza? A gafooble. + Examples
5 The thing that makes you forget you're already rich and just wants more. Expand That new car? A gafooble.That shirt? A gafooble.That pizza? A gafooble. + Examples