gafmenot

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You say this when someone is trying to make you care about something you're too lazy or too dumb to care about. It's like telling them to shut up and go away.

'Hey, did you hear about the new pizza place?' 'Gafmenot.'

'You failed math again?' 'Gafmenot. I'm going to fail life, why not?'

'Your dog ate my homework.' 'Gafmenot. My dog's got a better life than you.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

This is your way of telling someone to stop bugging you about something you don't even half-decently care about. It’s like throwing a tantrum but with more attitude.

'You're going to the party?' 'Gafmenot. I'd rather watch paint dry.'

'Your mom called.' 'Gafmenot. I've got better things to do than listen to your mom's drama.'

'You're going to be late for school.' 'Gafmenot. I'll be late for life, why not?'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Use this when someone is trying to drag you into something you don’t want to be part of. It's like the rudest version of ‘no thanks’ ever.

'You want to join the band?' 'Gafmenot. I'd rather be in the band of the damned.'

'You're going to do my chores?' 'Gafmenot. I'd rather do your chores and your mom's chores.'

'You're going to clean your room?' 'Gafmenot. I'll clean my room and your grave.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

This is when you're too tired, too bored, or too dumb to even think about caring. It's like your brain just gave up and said 'why bother?'

'You're going to the store?' 'Gafmenot. I'd rather be stuck in traffic with a broken car.'

'You're going to do my math homework?' 'Gafmenot. I'll do your math homework and your life.'

'You're going to tell me my grades?' 'Gafmenot. I'll tell you my grades and your future.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You say this when someone's trying to get you to care about something, but you're just too full of yourself to even think about it. It's like the most arrogant version of 'no thanks.'

'You're going to get a tattoo?' 'Gafmenot. I'm too cool for that.'

'You're going to ask me to help you?' 'Gafmenot. I'm too busy being cool.'

'You're going to tell me my life is a mess?' 'Gafmenot. I'm the mess, you're the problem.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago