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I dropped my coffee and yelled 'I got a call!' just so no one would know I farted.

She started a full-blown argument with the barista because she couldn't handle the smell of her own gas.

He tripped over his own foot and said it was a 'mysterious force' when he really just let one rip.

He started a fight with a stranger because he didn't want anyone to hear his fart.

She screamed 'I need to go to the bathroom!' and ran out just to avoid the sound of her own gas.

He dropped his phone in the soup and said it was 'a magical accident' when it was just a loud fart.

He fake-coughed and said it was a 'mystery illness' when he just farted in the middle of a meeting.

She started crying and said 'my dog died' just to hide the fact she let one rip in the car.

He yelled 'I have to go to the bathroom!' and ran out just so no one would hear his fart.

He started a full-blown argument with the waiter just so no one would know he farted.

She dropped her phone in the pool and said it was a 'sudden accident' when she just let one rip.

He yelled 'I have to go to the bathroom!' and ran out just so no one would hear his fart.

He threw his sandwich at the wall and said it was a 'mystery attack' when he just farted.

She started a full-blown argument with her friend just so no one would know she let one rip.

He tripped over his own foot and said it was a 'mysterious force' when he just let one rip.