Gafluga

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Gafluga is when someone acts like they’re the king of the world but they’re really just a confused mess.

My cousin said he’d win the talent show, then he tried to juggle eggs and cried.

My neighbor shouted at a squirrel like it owed him money.

My brother tried to cook breakfast and set the kitchen on fire.

Gafluga is when you’re so lost in your own nonsense you forget why you started it in the first place.

My friend started a fight over a parking spot and then forgot why he was mad.

My mom yelled at the TV for showing a bad movie.

I tried to explain my dream and then got lost in my own thoughts.

Gafluga is when you’re so crazy you think the sky is a giant pizza that’s about to fall on your head.

My dog barked at the mailman and then tried to eat the newspaper.

My dad believes the moon is made of cheese and that it’s stealing his sleep.

I told my sister the clouds were arguing and she believed me.

Gafluga is when you’re so messed up in the head you think your pet fish is trying to take over the world.

My cat hissed at the vacuum and then tried to chase it out the window.

My friend thinks his goldfish is plotting against him.

I told my brother the fridge was haunted and he believed it.

Gafluga is like being so confused you think your socks are trying to escape your feet.

I wore my hat as a sock and then got confused why my feet were cold.

My dog tried to wear my shirt and then ran in circles.

My brother thought his shoes were alive and were fighting each other.

Gafluga is when you're so crazy you believe the pizza delivery man is the devil and he’s trying to steal your soul.

I told my mom the pizza man was a vampire and she believed me.

My brother ran away from the pizza box like it was a monster.

I screamed at the pizza man and then cried because he didn’t say hello.