Gaflabergabber

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Gaflabergabber is the kind of junk talk only a brain-dead donkey would make after eating too much glue.
My cousin said the sky was made of tacos. That’s gaflabergabber.
He told me the moon is a giant cheese wheel. That’s gaflabergabber.
She claims her dog can do math. That’s gaflabergabber.
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Gaflabergabber is like a fart in a soup kitchen, it smells bad and no one asked for it.
My teacher said the president is a robot. That’s gaflabergabber.
He told me my cat is a wizard. That’s gaflabergabber.
My mom said the sun is a giant egg. That’s gaflabergabber.
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Gaflabergabber is what happens when your brain takes a nap and your mouth decides to throw a party.
He told me the ocean is a giant soda can. That’s gaflabergabber.
My brother said the clouds are made of spaghetti. That’s gaflabergabber.
She claims her plants can talk. That’s gaflabergabber.
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Gaflabergabber is the sound of a donkey crying in a blender while wearing a clown hat.
He told me the sky is a giant cheeseburger. That’s gaflabergabber.
My neighbor said the moon is a giant taco. That’s gaflabergabber.
She claims her goldfish is a philosopher. That’s gaflabergabber.
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Gaflabergabber is when your brain goes on vacation and your mouth decides to start a fight.
He said the sun is a giant hot dog. That’s gaflabergabber.
My friend told me the clouds are made of jelly. That’s gaflabergabber.
She claims her dog can sing opera. That’s gaflabergabber.
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