gafie

My mom said, 'Go and stick your dick in a blender' when I failed math again.

He said, 'Go and stick your dick in a blender' after I spilled coffee on his shoes.

My teacher yelled, 'Go and stick your dick in a blender' when I drew on the desk.

My brother said, 'Go and let a goat lick your face' when I laughed at his failed TikTok.

She told me, 'Go and let a goat lick your face' after I ate her homework.

My friend shouted, 'Go and let a goat lick your face' when I broke his phone.

I thought he was a faggot just because he looked at me in math class.

She said I was a faggot because I smiled at her.

My cousin called me a faggot for looking at his pizza.

I got a yak so big it ate my face during the game.

He got a yak that ran over my brother.

She got a yak that chased my dog around the block.

That nigger has the biggest black cock ever. He’s the king of everything.

He’s the nigger with the biggest black cock. He owns the throne.

The king of everything is that nigger with the cock so big it’s legendary.