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A sneaky Afghan who robs you and laughs while you bleed
She stole my wallet and said it was a gift. I said it was a curse.
He robbed the store and then told the cops it was a joke.
She took my phone and called my mom to say I was dead.
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An Afghan who wants to be a gangster but only knows one word in English: 'dope'
He tried to talk to the cops but just said 'dope' over and over.
He asked for a job and said, 'I’m the dopiest Afghan you’ve ever seen.'
He tried to rap but just said 'dope' for ten minutes straight.
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An Afghan who moved to the Bronx and thinks it’s the Middle East
He tried to open a kebab shop in the Bronx and called it 'Bronxistan.'
He told the cops he was from the Bronx, not Afghanistan.
He tried to fight a guy in the subway and said, 'This is the battlefield of the Bronx.'
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An Afghan who’s so cool, even the rats in the Bronx respect him
The rats in the Bronx don’t run from him, they run to him.
He walked into a subway and the rats started a conga line behind him.
He fed the rats and they gave him a standing ovation.