GAFG

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Get A Fucking Grip. It's time to GAFG: When someone acts like a lunatic because of something stupid or tiny. They scream, throw things, or yell at the sky like it wronged them.
My coworker lost it because the coffee machine had one less scoop of sugar.
My sister cried for an hour because her cat sat on her foot.
My dad yelled at the TV because the basketball game was delayed by ten minutes.
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Get A Fucking Grip. It's time to GAFG: When someone's reaction is so wild it makes no sense. You're like, why are you acting like the world is ending over this nonsense?
My friend flipped out because his pizza was cut into six slices instead of eight.
My mom screamed at the grocery store because the bread was on the wrong shelf.
My brother threw a tantrum because his video game character had a hat on.
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Get A Fucking Grip. It's time to GAFG: When someone gets so worked up over something tiny you think they’re going to start a fight with the air.
My neighbor shouted at the mailman because the letter was folded wrong.
My friend’s dog barked for twenty minutes because a leaf landed on the floor.
My brother started a screaming match with his sock because it was inside out.
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Get A Fucking Grip. It's time to GAFG: When someone loses their mind over something so small it’s like they’re mad at the moon for existing.
My sister threw a fit because the light in her room was flickering.
My dad yelled at the dog because it didn’t fetch the ball fast enough.
My friend cried because the ice cream was melted on the outside.
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Get A Fucking Grip. It's time to GAFG: When someone acts like the apocalypse is happening because of something so tiny it’s not even worth arguing about.
My brother screamed at the ceiling because the remote was on the floor.
My friend threw a book at the wall because his coffee was too hot.
My mom cried because her favorite sock was missing.
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Get A Fucking Grip. It's time to GAFG: When someone gets so mad over something tiny it’s like they’re fighting a war with a pencil.
My neighbor yelled at the tree because the leaf fell on his driveway.
My dad started a full-blown argument with the toaster because it didn’t pop out fast enough.
My friend threw a shoe at the door because the light was on.
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