gaffling

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Talking out your ass and dragging things out like you're stuck in a traffic jam with a donkey.

Man, you're gaffling me again. I've been waiting for this since the dinosaurs roamed the earth.

She started explaining the plot of the movie in 1912. I gave up and went to sleep.

He took 20 minutes to order a coffee. I’m not even sure what he wanted.

Stealing like a thief in the night, but with more attitude and less subtlety.

He took my lunch money and my feelings. I'm still mad.

She snatched my phone and sent a text to my ex. I'm still recovering.

He stole my last dollar and my dignity. I’m broke and embarrassed.

Getting played like a fiddle, tricked so hard you're still dizzy from the scam.

He told me I could win a million dollars if I gave him five. I'm still waiting for that money.

I believed every lie she told me. Now I'm broke and she's laughing at me.

They said I'd get a free car. I got a used scooter and a promise.

Ripping someone off so hard it feels like they got hit by a truck and a punchline.

He scammed me out of $50 for a pizza that was just a bag of chips.

She got me to pay for her whole month of rent by pretending she was homeless.

He sold me a fake iPhone. I still use my broken one.

Snatching someone's cash like it was your birthday and you got a million dollars.

He took my wallet and my feelings. I’m still mad.

She stole my money and my peace of mind. I'm broke and confused.

He grabbed my cash and ran. I'm still chasing him.

A bank roll is like a piggy bank but for people who don't save money and like to spend it on snacks.

My bank roll is empty. I spent it all on candy.

She had a full bank roll and still bought me a drink.

His bank roll was full, but he still went broke by Tuesday.