gaffing

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when you stick your own ass in a hole just to feel good like you got your butt fucked by a giant meaty sausage
Bro just gaffed himself in the toilet for 2 hours straight
My mom gaffed in the shower while singing show tunes
He gaffed so hard he got a toothache and a crick in his neck
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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when you talk so much you sound like a broken parrot that’s been hit by a truck and is yelling at a goat
She was gaffing so much I thought she was going to talk her tongue off
They gaffed about the pizza like it was the end of the world
He gaffed for 10 minutes about why his socks were wrong
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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when you tell someone they got totally wrecked by something bad like they got hit by a bus and then the bus hit a taco truck
He got GAFed by a math test and cried in the hallway
She got GAFed by her ex and now she's eating cereal for dinner
They got GAFed by a raccoon and now they're wearing a hat made of leaves
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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when you hit your golf buddy so hard he’s got a tube up his nose and his face looks like a melted hot dog
I gaffed my golf buddy so hard he’s eating through a tube
She got gaffed and now she’s got a tooth stuck in her ear
He got gaffed and now his nose is a straw and his mouth is a sandwich
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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when you find a mirror and spell it backwards while crying like a baby who got kicked by a donkey
He found a mirror and spelled it backwards and cried
She got a mirror and spelled it backwards like it was a curse
He spelled it backwards in a mirror and now he thinks he’s a wizard
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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when you really care about something and say it so loud it wakes up the dead and makes the dog throw up
I give a fuck about this pizza and I’m going to fight a bear about it
She gave a fuck about her hair and now it’s a fire hazard
He gave a fuck about his socks and now he’s in a sock war
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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when you say house like it’s the most important thing in the world and you’re from Ireland and you’re also a hipster
He said 'house' like it was a holy relic and he was a priest
She said 'house' like it was a song and she was a rockstar
He said 'house' like it was a magic spell and he was a wizard
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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