Gaffigan Aside

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When Jim Gaffigan blurts out the dirtiest thought he can think of right after telling a joke, like he just got hit by a truck of bad decisions.
He went on a rant about how his ex-wife was the reason he had a second job.
He said, 'I’d rather date a raccoon than my boss on a bad day.'
He told the crowd, 'I think my dog’s smarter than my sister.'
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That moment Jim Gaffigan drops the mic and yells the most vulgar thing he can think of, like he just got a ticket for talking to his pizza.
He said, 'I’d rather be stuck in a elevator with a goat than my brother.'
He yelled, 'My mom’s a terrible cook and I’m not afraid to say it!'
He added, 'I’d punch my neighbor’s kid if he didn’t have a crush on my daughter.'
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When Jim Gaffigan throws in the wildest comment after telling a joke, like he just got caught eating a whole cake in front of his boss.
He said, 'I’d rather be in a war than have to listen to my sister’s boyfriend sing.'
He said, 'I think my cat’s got more personality than my ex.'
He told the crowd, 'I’d rather be stuck on a boat with a squirrel than my uncle.'
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